Ryan: Terrorist Identification

There was a picture of Wolfgang Droege in the paper today. He's the neo Nazi "Hate Monger" that was found dead yesterday.

Ryan thought he was a terrorist just by looking at his picture. He said he could tell by the beard.
A co-worker who sits in the cubicle next to me has a beard... is he a terrorist or a hate monger?

So... if you're a white male with a beard you can expect delays at the border! If you were ever looking for a reason to shave off your beard you can thank Ryan for this one.